...Why does that sound like this isn't your first time?

[said lightly, with a concerned look.]

Do you make a habit of being the damsel in distress? Don't worry—Ochako and I will save you.

[teasing. but if they're going to have to room together, they might as well keep the mood light, right? two adults and a teenager. what could go wrong?]

How about this? Whoever gets to the floor bed first gets to sleep there. You snooze, you... win.